ACROSS THE UNIVERSE they jumped to judge
the quality of songs from planet Earth.
If songs are bad, they do not hold a grudge --
they just erase what's found to have no worth.
Each planet with bad music they destroy.
FROM ONE SONG they'll decide. They let us choose.
So what we choose had better not annoy
the universal ear -- or we'll all lose.
I nominate Ms Stürmer, and the song
that's set her in the heavens of this sphere.
I'll bet my life (and yours), I am not wrong.
We can relax, there is no need to fear ...
Our heroine, in German, will prevail.
Her hammer of sublime hits beauty's nail